I Got Yer Health Care ...

Propose our crack Homeland Security TSA staff perform a routine health screening for every interested traveler as a FREE part of the pre-flight inspection process. These surly hamfists are darn near doing it now, the scanning equipment is there already, so with minimal additional training, basic health concerns could be assessed and follow up procedures scheduled for the next layover. Instead of idling around the terminal, fretting about the ever-present 'ORANGE ALERT' status, why not enjoy a semi-private prostate or breast exam? And, what better way to deter terrorists than to expose them to our American medical practices!